Let's Trade Watches So We Can Share The Times Between Us.

So I was cleaning out my car the other day in preparation for the beach trip, my mom decides to come out and give me a hand. I go inside to get a dustpan and when I come back out, my mom questions me about the condoms that I've kept hidden under my seat. ~______________~. 

I try to keep those away from her as much as I can. She thinks it's actually a bad thing to use condoms. We had to go through another moral discussion/argument where I basically convince her that I'm much older and wiser now. It happens ALL THE TIME. I get tired of it.

And she had to bring up the fact that I could have had a child of four years right now while she was berating me. I'm like, "Yeah Mom, that's real damn nice of you to remind me." 

If you guys don't know, you're better off not knowing. Seriously. I DO NOT like people of any relation to me to bring that shit up unless I somehow get possessed and decide to tell. 

Biggest fucking mistake of my life.